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Study these 3 photos closely, then read the message at the bottom. It will explain lots and lots of things............as if you didn't already know.







THIS IS INDIA . IT'S WHERE YOU CALL WHEN YOU HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER.

lol back when i had dial up and used Walmart dial up at that. this is the place i bet it went to since they didnt speak English all to well. and you could tell they where working off of the monitor to tell you what to do. and i all ways kept telling them that what ever they were trying to tell me wont work.

but no matter what i say they didnt matter cause i think they didnt hear to well either. RoFL !!

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of Kohl's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?'
asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,'
said the saleslady,
as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked
about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled,
the man asked about
the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
'It is all really quite simple. .

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for,
it is about time
you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!...

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen

India is quite big, you're sure the call centre is located in the slump? lol but one thing i would agreed is some or most of them have indian accent. Nowsday call centre over my area not only engage indian as well as philipinoes.

Maybe you wanna take a look how india call centre operate, here's one.... lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPNkp4S_TY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yVbcWX2lV8&NR=1

Call center has to be in the Slum, as no one that actually lives in that section could have afforded a phone, let alone 3.

SCAVENGER1 wrote:What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of Kohl's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?'
asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,'
said the saleslady,
as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked
about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled,
the man asked about
the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
'It is all really quite simple. .

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for,
it is about time
you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!...

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen

ROLOL!!

I love all these Scavy!! Some Funny A$$ stuff. All to be taken with a Grain of Salt

and to get folks to laugh, which is something we all need everyday, just a thought

Scavy, maybe put them all in Scavy's Joke of the Day

That way you can just add on to it and everyday, I'd know where it would be, as some sill

stick around some will get lost.kinda like I did with my Lets go to the Movies thread, at first I was

going to start one for Sci-Fi Films, one for Family Films, one Horror and so on.

But with one thread that covers it all, I can find it fast and add to it easy. Nobody pays much attention to it,

however, LOL!! I love movies BIG time, and love to talk about them, HJ posts in there, as well. does Chris and

a couple others. To bad as I post about some really good films. Then again, they are films I like.

Not by any means saying you should so anything, merely a suggestion is all.

I love the one about India, as I've been on the Tech Line to India before for 4+ hours with a Good India Guy and all

But understanding him was difficult to put it mildly,. I love your Jokes Again!! LOL!!

Blue

Om, My Gawd! ROFLOL. "holtzenfromfloppen" Nice. Chris.

I know when I got my Biostar board and had to call MS to get a new keycode to reactivate Vista, the guy said his name was Mike but he spoke with a heavy Indian accent. He was very professional, too his time and got it done in a few minutes. 866 numbers are free which is the best part for me.

And if the call actually got to where it was supposed to thru that rats nest of wiring, that's all I care about. Chris.

well Blue that does sound like a good idea there. and i was going to do that to but, i was going to as well but i figure ah maybe i shouldnt cause maybe they need there own thread alone. but then your thought/title does sounds better over all to. " SCAVYS joke of the day " does have a nice ring to it. since i do get some real good joke via emails all the time and i got a few more yet.

haha, this has me in stitches at work

mhm it's all about cheap labour

Our internal helpedesk is in the states though, an they do a "well enough" job of closing easy tickets. the 2nd line team works here with my team (that be 3rd) local in the UK.
I think location is largely irrelevant tbh, as long as they can a) speak english and b) service your reqeust within a certain time and to a certain level of quality.